Not into burials and cremation isn’t “green” enough–get liquified (and have your liquified remains drained in the municipal water supply!)
“Body tissue is dissolved and the liquid poured into the municipal water system. Mr Sullivan, a biochemist by training, says tests have proven the effluent is sterile and contains no DNA, and poses no environmental risk.”
Source: BBC News, Science and Environment. Link to full article: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-14114555
My personal perspective on this one: intellectually, I’m quite certain that this method is greener than cremation and perfectly safe for the environment. However, I’m a big fan of horor/sci-fi movies like “Night of the Living Dead,” “Resident Evil” and “Soylent Green.” So, I’m just suggesting that, well, this is how these things get started.
*Limbers up and cracks open a bottle of water*